
Welcome to The Jokers funny pages. A collection of some of the best and (mostly) worst jokes found on the net. Feel free to browse and take that one-liner or limerick for that wedding speech or debate you are working on. You can always return later for another.
Welcome to The
Joker, I hope you find that particular joke or quip that is
suitable for the occasion you have in mind. We can supply you with stories or one-liners
for that speech you're having trouble with or X rated stories for stag and hen parties. In
fact whatever you need you can find it here. You won't find loads of flashy graphics here
just plenty of text, boring I know but it's a lot quicker. Just remember that this page is
under constant review with more being added all the time. If you like it, return at a
later date, there's bound to be more of your favourite jokes, quips, put-downs, one-liners
etc. Just enjoy.........
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The contents of these pages are not written by me and do not belong to me. Almost everything herein has been gleaned from different sources on the net. Credit has been given where this has been available.
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OK boss, pick a subject and have a bit of a giggle......
Fulldeckisms
| Blonds | Men/Women
| Do It | Lightbulbs
| Die | Limericks
| Answering | Religion | Sex | Lawyers | Sayings
| Psycho | Weddings
| Puns | Tom
Swifties | Oxymorons
The obligatory LINKS page, take a butchers!
The obligatory LINKS page, take a butchers!
Richelle Mead
New York Times & USA Today Bestselling Fantasy Author
Richelle's Books
Georgina Kincaid Series
As if love wasn't hard enough! Imagine not being able to touch
your boyfriend without sucking away his soul. Welcome to the world
of Georgina Kincaid, a reluctant succubus who
always seems to find herself in the middle of supernatural
intrigue...This adult urban fantasy series marked Richelle's debut as a published writer. NYT Bestselling author Jim Butcher had this to say about Succubus Blues: ""...an engaging read, with an unusually tangible, believable, living story world, featuring a protagonist of unexpected depth and sympathy."
Learn more about Georgina and read excerpts...
Dark
Swan Series
Eugenie Markham
didn't want any of this. Until now, she's been content with her job as
a freelance shaman, battling and banishing Otherworldly creatures.
When a prophecy makes her the Otherworld's most popular
bachelorette, Eugenie finds herself fighting off supernatural suitors, as well as the evils that begin emerging from
her past...
This is Richelle's second
series for adults. Patricia Briggs, author of the Mercy Thompson
series, described it as: "Great
characters, dark worlds, and just the right touch of humor. A great
read."
Vampire
Academy Series (Young Adult)
Two
races of vampires walk our world. The
Moroi are alive and wield elemental magical, while the
Strigoi are undead and evil--feeding on the innocent to survive.
Rose Hathaway--a half-vampire with poor impulse control--is training
to be a bodyguard for a Moroi princess. Learning to decapitate and
stake is hard enough, but Rose's real danger may lie in an illicit
romance with one of her instructors...
The VA series has received honors from the
American Library Association and been #1 on the New York Times and USA Today
Bestseller lists.
Bloodlines Series (Young Adult)
Rose's
story might have wrapped up in the Vampire Academy series, but
there's still lots more to tell about the other characters from that
world. This spin-off series centers around Sydney the Alchemist, a
human teen who's part of a group to keep the existence of vampires
secret from the world. Sydney's spent her entire life being taught
that vampires and dhampirs are evil and unnatural, but all that's
about to change when she's forced into hiding with Jill, Adrian, and
Eddie...
Anthologies
In addition to her novels, Richelle also
occasionally contributes short stories and novellas to anthologies
with other authors.

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