Thursday, May 31, 2012

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DAN MCGIRT is the author of the Jason Cosmo fantasy adventure series, ...
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One of Marie-Antoinette's most cultured, charming and cosmopolitan friends ...
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Sirius Satellite Radio Cosmo Radio welcomed Cosmo's 50 Hottest Bachelors of ...
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The website was in need of a face lift and in collaboration with another ...
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You're a cosmopolitan! Your drink is made up of vodka, triple sec
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... is a vibrant cosmopolitan metropolis and, if you'll pardon the word, ...
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Studio Neat's Cosmonaut is probably a pun on the Russian space pen, ...
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... a biography of famed Cosmo editor Helen Gurley Brown (or HGB, ...
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... or in emails or when they make their model appear on a product page.
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With this day and age of the net and e-books and audiobooks, the novelty of ...
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Cosmopolitan Boulevard by Deep Focus for Cosmopolitan
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On the bustling, cosmopolitan streets of ...
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The two Cosmopolitan tower buildings are about ...
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3) How can you guarantee chic and cosmopolitan living 365 days of ...
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cosmo.jpg. Once I'm through admiring these magazines, they'll be made into ...
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Today Gaborone is a vibrant cosmopolitan capital, and although small in size ...
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Apparently Cosmo thinks that, and they found bunch of dudes who obviously ...
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How confusing it was to see the villain terrorist playing the role of the ...
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It is staying true to its roots by betting big on a triumphant new year.
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Cosmopolitan Magazine Bound - July-Dec 1899 - Vol. 27
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... that the 500-foot office building will eclipse Cosmo's west side.
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... its commitment to empathy—is cosmopolitan in the best sense of the word.
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... University of Chicago running back Jay Berwanger, who won the first-ever ...
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This context might affect how you view this article, and what kind of ...
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Northumberland-based designer Jeremy Cosmo Davies sent me details of his ...
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Marcus Johnson To Host The Cosmopolitan (Embassy Suites Hotel)
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... an imagined 18th-century edition of Cosmopolitan:
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Also from The Cosmopolitan is a photo from the deck of one of the top level ...
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Deranged animated series about a little boy called Timmy Turner and his ...
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mona nickv & cosmo vitelli all night long
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The Pop-Up Wedding Chapel at the Cosmopolitan of Las ...
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Superstar rugby player Ben Foden—seen here in a Cosmopolitan UK pictorial ...
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Was Wegmans uncomfortable with the cleavage of a plus-size lady?
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Except 'dirt' doesn't have the same foreign, cosmopolitan ring to it as the ...
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Tímea Oravecz: Cosmopolitan, 2009; videoinstallation. Image courtesy of the ...
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And now Va-jay-jay seems to be a new favourite word for magazines like Cosmo ...
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The December issue of Cosmopolitan screams “Drop a dress size by tonight.”
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Soft Science's Ancient Roots

Soft Science's Ancient Roots


Another spate of bleedingly obvious studies telling us that we find attractive women attractive has finally sent Null reporter, Scary Boots, over the edge. What is it with evolutionary psychology?


On the savannah, a primitive evolutionary psychologist gains status amongst his peers for confidently explaining Ug’s thrashing behaviour as a mating dance designed to emphasise his loose joints, muscle tone and flexibility. In gratefulness for this explanation, the tribe would reward the narrator with a greater portion of food.

By the time they discovered Ug was actually in his death throes, having succumbed to a fatal mamba bite, the tribe felt very bloody silly for having fallen for such pseudo-science, and to cover up their embarrassment began to enact similar mating dances to the one described.


The evolutionary psychologist’s assessment finally proves true, reinforcing his status in the tribe and meaning that all the attractive young cave women with low waist to hip ratios would throw themselves at him. Thus, evolutionary psychology became a selected-for trait, and natural selection ensured that the species developed a refined talent for bullshitting and justifying the bleeding obvious with reverse-engineered logic.

But how does this impact our highly advanced shiny civilisation today? Research has shown that in times when funding is scarce, universities follow their primitive intuition and listen to evolutionary psychologists.

Entering into long-term relationships with soft-science researchers whose work is easily understood by the layman leads to frequent references in the press, thus ‘bigging up’ the institution. Particular interest is given to research departments who display secondary sexual characteristics, such as ‘The effect of breast size’ or ‘Do you find Marilyn Monroe attractive?’. As an auxiliary benefit, such studies are frequently cheap, requiring just enough outlay to photocopy some line drawings from ‘How to draw fashion models’, borrowed from the Young Adult section of the library, and distort them with Photoshop (a bit like this).

Previous work on the subject has hypothesised that this is a selection process evolved by funding bodies to select for the fittest, cheapest and most likely to be referenced in Marie Claire. The papers spawned by this reproduction will, according to Darwin’s theory of natural sexsellselection, be more viable for future referencing and cross pollination with other research groups to widen the meme pool, eventually producing offspring that will be able to command a 500-word article suitable for even the Metro, that bastion of hard-core scientific research.

The ideal characteristics in such an article, derived from a study of four that I found on the floor, are a reinforcement of current thinking on attractiveness, a justification for this in terms of reproductive viability that covers up the possibility of utter shallow, cultural conditioning on the part of the homogenous Western student subjects, and a generous use of the word ‘breasts’. (Knockers is generally frowned upon in serious scientific literature.)

If the current rate of population growth continues, every scientist will be an evolutionary psychologist by the year 2020.

Evolutionary psychology studies always conclude that Scary Boots is an unattractive hermaphrodite, due to being a woman with spatial awareness, numerical ability, muscles and no discernible waist.
  In spite of this, we at Null are extremely fond of her.  More of Scary's ramblings:

- Ethical shopping - Inorganic is inacceptible!
- Space is a crazy place - The galactic sandwich
- Believe it or not - Astrology
- Hot Totty - Scary's Mate


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31 May 2012