Monday, May 21, 2012

Adult Content


Welcome to The Jokers funny pages. A collection of some of the best and (mostly) worst jokes found on the net. Feel free to browse and take that one-liner or limerick for that wedding speech or debate you are working on. You can always return later for another.
Welcome to The Joker, I hope you find that particular joke or quip that is suitable for the occasion you have in mind. We can supply you with stories or one-liners for that speech you're having trouble with or X rated stories for stag and hen parties. In fact whatever you need you can find it here. You won't find loads of flashy graphics here just plenty of text, boring I know but it's a lot quicker. Just remember that this page is under constant review with more being added all the time. If you like it, return at a later date, there's bound to be more of your favourite jokes, quips, put-downs, one-liners etc. Just enjoy.........

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Disclaimer:
The contents of these pages are not written by me and do not belong to me. Almost everything herein has been gleaned from different sources on the net. Credit has been given where this has been available.
Some of the content is of a risqué nature and can include strong language or situations, if this is not to your taste then please leave now.

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Richelle Mead

New York Times & USA Today Bestselling Fantasy Author

Richelle's Books

Georgina Kincaid Series

As if love wasn't hard enough! Imagine not being able to touch your boyfriend without sucking away his soul. Welcome to the world of Georgina Kincaid, a reluctant succubus who always seems to find herself in the middle of supernatural intrigue...
This adult urban fantasy series marked Richelle's debut as a published writer. NYT Bestselling author Jim Butcher had this to say about Succubus Blues: ""...an engaging read, with an unusually tangible, believable, living story world, featuring a protagonist of unexpected depth and sympathy."
Learn more about Georgina and read excerpts...


Dark Swan Series
Eugenie Markham didn't want any of this. Until now, she's been content with her job as a freelance shaman, battling and banishing Otherworldly creatures. When a prophecy makes her the Otherworld's most popular bachelorette, Eugenie finds herself fighting off supernatural suitors, as well as the evils that begin emerging from her past...
This is Richelle's second series for adults. Patricia Briggs, author of the Mercy Thompson series, described it as: "Great characters, dark worlds, and just the right touch of humor. A great read."


Vampire Academy Series (Young Adult)
Two races of vampires walk our world. The Moroi are alive and wield elemental magical, while the Strigoi are undead and evil--feeding on the innocent to survive. Rose Hathaway--a half-vampire with poor impulse control--is training to be a bodyguard for a Moroi princess. Learning to decapitate and stake is hard enough, but Rose's real danger may lie in an illicit romance with one of her instructors...
The VA series has received honors from the American Library Association and been #1 on the New York Times and USA Today Bestseller lists.


Bloodlines Series (Young Adult)
Rose's story might have wrapped up in the Vampire Academy series, but there's still lots more to tell about the other characters from that world. This spin-off series centers around Sydney the Alchemist, a human teen who's part of a group to keep the existence of vampires secret from the world. Sydney's spent her entire life being taught that vampires and dhampirs are evil and unnatural, but all that's about to change when she's forced into hiding with Jill, Adrian, and Eddie...



Anthologies
In addition to her novels, Richelle also occasionally contributes short stories and novellas to anthologies with other authors.
Looking for Richelle's books in other countries?

Visit the international page to find out more.

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