The Cosmo Sex Challenge: 77 Positions in 77 Days

One brave writer and her boyfriend attempt to bang their way through The Cosmo Kama Sutra, doing all of the positions in less than three months. Check in every weekday as the two of them get down, get up, get upside down, and, well, get off.

Day Sixty Three

Confession: I just used a move that I once saw in porn. And it was unfreakingbelievable.
By the way, I am not at all open about watching porn. D. knows that I’ve seen some clips, but we’ve never watched it together and I’ve never told him that I sometimes watch it on my own. But recently I saw something online and it seemed so hot that I knew I had to incorporate it into a hook-up.
I was lying next to D. facedown and I took his hand and put it between my legs. We had absolutely no contact except for his hand in my underwear. We weren’t even looking at each other. In fact, his body was probably about a foot away from mine. He started rubbing me down there and—instead of cozying up next to him or leaning over to kiss him like I normally would—I just stayed in that position. It was totally unromantic, totally not intimate, totally not sweet. But it was damn sexy.
At first he was doing all the work, moving his hand to caress me, but after a few moments, I started moving my hips up and down and around. Essentially I was humping his hand. (When I saw this in the dirty clip I remember thinking that it wasn’t typical porn. After all, the only thing you could really see was the woman’s butt thrusting over the guy’s hand. But the directors must have been on to something because it obviously stuck in my memory.)
After about two minutes, I really started to get into a rhythm and it was almost as if D. wasn’t there. But to be totally honest, I didn’t really care. It wasn’t about having a special couples moment; it was about me getting off. Let’s just say it was less “making love” and more “effing”.
Then I had an absolutely amazing orgasm. I think a big part of it was thanks to the fact that I controlled the exact amount of pressure against my clitoris, rather than leaving it up to D. to figure out. When I finally made eye contact with D., he was looking at me as if I were a specimen in a lab or an animal during a safari. Maybe I would have felt a tad self-conscious if he hadn’t followed that look with: “I’m so hard.”
D. didn’t waste a second getting inside me. Nothing like a little "distance" to do that to a guy. He pulled me on top of him and we went at it in GOT for no more than 15 or 20 seconds. Then he sat up and shimmied to the edge of the bed, where he sat with me on his lap. A minute or so like that then he stood up, turned around, and put me on the bed. (Since we’re getting down to the last few sex positions, we both know what’s still left. And I immediately recognized this as The Sofa Spread-Eagle.)
Yowsa. I was shocked at what great clitoral stimulation this position gave me. Because my legs were, well, spread-eagle, I was grinding right against his pubic bone. The only drawback: it took a lot of muscle strength to hold the position, especially since D. wasn’t giving me much support with his hands, which happened to be on my face. Nice and all, but I could have used them on my thighs like the image shows. I was reaaally close to coming again when D. started to climax. His knees buckled a little and I lost the good contact...and my O. But I’m not complaining. After all, I’m still grinning about the porn-inspired manual stimulation.
Have you ever had someone get you off while you’re facedown like I was? Do you ever watch porn? Solo or with your guy? And finally, what positions have you found are best for clitoral stimulation?

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